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wide spread panic

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011
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panic at the disco fan

stupid little girls who need a life and better taste in music.
girl one: omfg, im such a panic at the disco fan! BRENDON, MARRY ME.
girl two: omfg, stfu kthnx. imma go shoot brendon in the face now.
girl one: OMFG, NO!! -cries-

true story.
by girl two December 20, 2006
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Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure
Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Panic At The Disco

A band that used to be amazing, and was actually my favorite band, until they turned into pot smoking, sellouts.
Person 1: You wanna go to the Panic At The Disco show tonight?

Person 2: Pshh, maybe if they didn't do as much coke.
by Aust!n. July 17, 2009
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Panic! At The Disco

Stupid, pathetic, wannabe disco band. Seriously, they should give up.
Fan: Have you heard of Panic! At The Disco?
Me: Yes I have and now I want to die.
by boneriffic March 17, 2008
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panic at the disco

A fake band who were previously a boy band that switched to a pop punk band because of the changing style of the century. In other words, posers who change their music to get money and be "in". Another mistake like the one Green Day made.
Tom: Did you see Panic at the Disco last night? They were great.
Jerome: Yeah right, those guys are posers who only want your money and not in it for the music.
by CHANCHANCHANCHANCHAN January 1, 2009
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