German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.

Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.

by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011

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give me my phone

When your annoying sister takes your phone to text boys

Ethan says "hey Lexi give me my phone "

by Litboi87 May 7, 2018

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Phone Jack

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.

Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked

by jc4ss September 22, 2009

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A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

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