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Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.
This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger
Post-Monger by D.B.H. March 2, 2007
Related Words
poser POS poseur Possums posh post post malone post up postwhore post hardcore

Poser Wall 

The Wall in Stores like Hot Topic that displays band T-Shirts, where posers will stare , reading random band names outloud in a poor attempt to seem Music Savvy.
Poser: "hmm They have The Misfits cool!! ohh i really like....*squints* Joy Division? *looks around store nodding head* (Quietly searches for a safe Fall Out Boy T-Shirt on the Poser Wall)"
Poser Wall by TEAM CHICKLET November 21, 2007

Possablaablu 

This word was created by Patrick H

Possablaablu - "Almost possably, almost blue. Its a hybrid or terrible english from an asian who likes to make up words to win in scrabble"
Pat- "I Spelt possablaablu... sweet! I just won scabble."
Jon- "What the hell is that even a word?"
Pat- "Yes"
Possablaablu by Jon Ha January 11, 2009

Post-fartum expression 

The sigh of relieve and that silly smile a person has after letting out that gas that has been held in for so long.
Slightly changed term from 'Testees' Ssn1 when Peter lets out a huge fart that he thought was a baby and Ron tells him he's got post-fartum depression. Post-fartum expression is easier to relate to.
Post-fartum expression by Taidi January 16, 2010
Used to describe something extremely awesome. Or something good in general. Sometimes spelled with more then one "m". Also can indicate time travle if said with a scream of Chinese anger.
Friend 1: "Dude I made $500 last night"
Friend 2: "Posham!"

"Posham! Just got 10th presteige"

*Time vortex* POSHAMMMM!!! -Scream of chinese anger
Posham by steammassimo March 14, 2010

Possum's Haystack 

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.
Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.
Possum's Haystack by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011