Planter

The act of planning banter by doing something out of the ordinary in hopes of creating banter

"Wow that shirt looks rather large on you good sir"
"Oh yes, I accidentally bought a large one, and wore it for banterous purposes"
"Good planter my friend"

by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015

Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation

This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.

George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?

Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.

Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

Pantera

One of the most kickass southern metal bands to walk the face of the earth. Instantly makes you feel like you are a god and need to kick some ass when listening to them. And are one of the only reasons for a person to live.

- Hey have you listened to Pantera?

- Have I listened to Pantera?

*Glows and beats his ass*

- Dont underestimate the Power of Pantera

by Killer548 May 15, 2010

Pantene Freshness

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing

Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom

by The Triple M August 1, 2010

Plantar Fascism

The belief that whatever cured your own Plantar Fascitis will cure everyone else's.

"Ever since he got those orthotics and his foot quit hurting, he's been suffering from acute Plantar Fascism.

by Carlos Gonzales December 26, 2008

Planters Applause

When your nutsack claps

I ran down the stairs and my nuts did a planters applause

by funnymonke5 July 23, 2010

Plantfag

A vegan who tries to force their beliefs on to meat-eaters and be unpleasant if they don't follow it.

My god, she is such a fucking plantfag! All I did was eat some bacon!

by HullSimplibus August 12, 2018