Brick oven 

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.

*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”

Brick oven by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018

Baby Oven 

A baby stove is a small stove that just came out of the oven. You usually call someone a baby oven if they are a newborn

Wow that is such a baby oven!

Baby Oven by Hello. November 13, 2018

Double oven

A euphemism for lesbian sex

She havin' herself some Double Oven

Double oven by adsm80 November 25, 2018

Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

Micro-Oven by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

dutch oven knobber 

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.

Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber

dutch oven knobber by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019

Dutch Oven Staub 

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

Dutch Oven Staub by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

Dutch Oven 

When a male or female farts in a small enclose area such as under the blankets or in a vehicle

I farted under my blankets and it smelled so bad it was like a Dutch Oven.

Dutch Oven by TheMrNathwoz January 22, 2020