fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020

with a cherry on top

when you really want something and your mom won't give you something so you say with a cherry on top

oh please mom will you get me ice cream,with a cherry on top

by the mysterys March 8, 2021

Daisy dukes bikinis on top

To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.

Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022