An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006
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An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.
"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"
by Ironborn October 1, 2019
Get the Parrot top mug.A term used to describe a male who has dark hair with tuff/thick blond streaks. The blond hair is coated with a greasy coat of gel, which gives the appearance of hardness.
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Get the Top popper mug.To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
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