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fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping
joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
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Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.
"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"
by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016
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Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police
1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)
by That random brit July 5, 2023
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Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".
Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?
by FusedZamae March 6, 2025
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Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.
Man, kids do not have quality control!
by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022
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controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
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Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.
by Maser vinz November 8, 2022
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