never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

NEVERHEARDOFHIM

NEVERHEARDOF... HIM, HER, THEM, or IT... is a comment meaning that a so called famous person or thing has done something either Anti-American or so idiotic that I no longer pay attention to them.

Jim: Hugh Hefner called it off with his fiance.
Scott: NEVERHEARDOFHIM.

by EAGARGM August 4, 2011

narver

to turn down someone intensely; never ever happening; not in a million years

Question- Will you read this book?
Answer- I will narver read that stupid book.

by Dbeltzz October 23, 2011

Neverending Jobstopper

A tattoo or other distinctive form of body art that is openly visible in situations where such exhibitions are not considered professionally acceptable, such as promotion boards, interviews and the command sergeant majors office.

That Soldier would be the NCO of the year if he didn't have that neverending jobstopper on his neck.

by Doctrine Man, Jr. October 27, 2011

Never Close Our Eyes

to stay in the moment and stay open to all possibilities. and to have the power to create our reality.

adam lambert's song "Never Close Our Eyes"

by lina khlewi November 5, 2012

Nerve Poop

When something big or important is in the process of happening and you need to poop.

Bro, be right back I have to nerve poop.

by Rana Frog July 7, 2015

never preached

To tell the truth.

Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016