Nerd Toucher

A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness

Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.

this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round

I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.

by Dr Bastard s Communism August 19, 2013

Nerd it Up

The act of two or more nerds engaging in activities which can often only be achieved properly by nerds.

Nerd 1: Hey, do you want to nerd it up tonight?
Nerd 2: Yeah, I've been longing for a good game of chess!

by smrtllama February 5, 2012

Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.

This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 22, 2022

Rust nerd

A Rust nerd is someone who thinks of Rust as the only good programming language and that it is the future of all computers and operating systems.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.

These damn Rust nerds valorously protect binary bloat.

by AnonymousToad June 11, 2022

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!

Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!

by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010

nerd herder

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.

"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."

by Queen_K June 11, 2006