needle dick

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

by TW December 19, 2004

i need ammunition, not a ride

-quote by a person with balls

Zelenskyy: I need ammunition, not a ride

by aqxa on yt April 11, 2022

Needler

One with a very thin penis; resembling a needle. The opposite of a chode.

Bryce we all know you have a needler.

by Bigest D October 7, 2008

threading the needle

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

needs

Pittsburghese for "needs to be," "needs to go," "needs to have," "needs to use," etc.

The bridge needs fixed.

The dog needs outside.

I need a pop.

Yunz don't need all them gumbans do yunz?

by emsee November 15, 2006

Needle-match

A spiteful exchange between two enemies each of whom seeks to injure the other.

It can be physical or verbal.

After a boundary dispute the croquet game degenerated into a needle-match.

It was clear across the hotel dining room that Rebecca and Susan were part-way through a needle-match. And I knew who would win. Susan was no match for Rebecca, with her mental agility and mordant wit.

by benbisley October 29, 2008

Needom

Is a male who doesnt own anything else but sweatpants, and thinks he's SOOO cool with the ladies.

In other words, A tool.

"Ahhhhhh, Look at Needom over there tryin' to spit game."
"HA! He's not getting anywhere with it,"
"I know it's just funny to watch"

by Wonderfull person January 1, 2010