[noodle bender]

A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis.

When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noodle bender".

by Wes66 January 31, 2009

noob nug

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nug
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 1, 2010

noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.

playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."

by Randomystick November 17, 2020

noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts

dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me

by baby_boss62626 June 27, 2022

saliva noodle

The bridge of saliva that connects from the penis to the mouth during oral sex

After that bitch was sucking my dick we were connected by saliva noodle

by Shotskies February 19, 2011

Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

by sulligas January 2, 2012

Rook Nook

When you’re leaking from the anus and you dont have a butt plug handy, a cheap and easy DIY way to make one is to find a standard Chess set, and firmly slide the Rook piece up your ass. The Bishops work better for that deep reach. The Rooks are all about girth. Wash and reuse.

“Oh no.. Taco Bell again... good thing Nan-Nan’s got that old chess set. I need a rook nook pronto, pup!”

by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018