When you’re leaking from the anus and you dont have a butt plug handy, a cheap and easy DIY way to make one is to find a standard Chess set, and firmly slide the Rook piece up your ass. The Bishops work better for that deep reach. The Rooks are all about girth. Wash and reuse.
“Oh no.. Taco Bell again... good thing Nan-Nan’s got that old chess set. I need a rook nook pronto, pup!”
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018