Unattempted Murder

A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.

"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023

Getting kids murdered

No. I'll complain all I want. But hey...

Hym "Stop getting kids murdered. You stop THAT and then I'll just keep doing whatever I feel like doing. Because I've gotten 0 kids murdered. I'm being ignored and am, therefore, not responsible for anything. YOU are being listened to and when YOU are listened to children are murdered in direct response to the things you say."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍

I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.

by [e-mail] September 22, 2023

Training partner murderer

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Murder hoe

An English translation for the word Yandere, basically a psychopathic bitch who will go to extreme lengths to be in a relationship with you, such as murdering potential rivals, stalking, etc.

Guy 1: Bro, i need your help man! I think Leah is stalking me!

Guy 2: Leah? The girl who pushed som kid out the window in kindergarten for talking to her friend?

Guy 1: Yeah man!

Guy 2: Well, there's only one way to deal with murder hoes... *cocks shotgun* you get 'em first!

by Bingus bongus moment November 26, 2021

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022