Muffin Top

A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney

I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top

by Anal Dan April 20, 2010

Mini Muffin

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

by Jeremyness February 8, 2007

The Muffin Face

A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.

Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*

Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?

by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009

Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

slut muffin

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.

You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!

by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005

raspberry muffin

When you are fucking are girl and you pull out and punch her straight in the vagina and it swells up resembling the top of a raspberry mffin

"Dave gave that bitch a raspberry muffin and she couldn't walk for two days."

by Dave Cal October 4, 2007

Muffin

A sympathetic name for someone.

"Aww is muffin sad?"

by Shawna December 7, 2004