Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

ms mostero

fattie that fell down the stairs. she also broke a chair. nobody likes her.

oh did you here the building shake?

what? I thought that was ms mostero

by fattieee May 29, 2018

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020

Top Mostest

To love something more than anything else ever, used as a response to "mostest". Cannot be topped by any word or phase.

Person 1- "I Love you mostest"
Person 2- "I love you top mostest" (unbeatable)

by mrer October 27, 2020

U mostestest

A phrase, commonly used as a response to ‘u mostest’. Usually in context of wishing someone something. All rights of this phrase go to Kris

-Have a great day
-u more
-you mostest
-“you mostestest”

by Kyoooka June 10, 2021

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021