Moist

Something bad, annoying, creepy, etc. Can be used to describe any word, or as a noun.

That math test was extremely moist.

Grant, you seem very moist today.

Would you like your muffin with a side of moist?

by Alyssa yo December 21, 2006

chocolate moostache

when you stick your penis in her butt, then pull it out and wipe it under her nose.

my girl friend came over and after dinner she wanted me too give her a chocolate moostache for dessert.

by turd jenkinz November 24, 2007

MOIST

when something is awesome, cool, amazing

dude, thats so moist!
see that chick over there? she's lookin moist.

by ohcoolguyzz April 6, 2009

Squad Up Mobstaz

A Crew/Clique/Gang in Chi-ToWn, Illinois
Roll Wit Seis Ballaz,SQ,and Cripz,-Sqwad/Squad/Sqad,Reppin Lyrikal Assassinz-Favorite Gun 9mm and 357Magnum

Wanna Squad Up, nigga betta Prepurr
Gangz Get Buck, Itz fukkin Warfurr

by Young D aka Ka-Z alias Divine November 28, 2003

Moist

1.A derogatory word for a homosexual male.
2.A derogatory word for a person who shows great signs of weakness.

"Ah, ur moist man." " Ah, ur a moist one bruv."

by Bianca18 April 16, 2006

moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;

Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.

by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014

moist esophagus

When you are blowing a guy and his dick enters deep into the back of your throat and cums directly into your stomach and then the seman follows his dick up into your esophagus as he pulls out.

Damn, I wasn't expecting so much cum, he gave me a moist esophagus.

by DadCockLover29 April 10, 2017