Moicky

somebody being sulky or miserable

you look really moicky, cheer up!

by northen_colloquil February 15, 2013

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

Moistboyz

An organization of men who do two things: not quit and never retire.

Dork 1: "Do you think the Moistboyz will make another record?"

Dork 2: Of course they will; Moistboyz don't quit. They never retire."

by Thors February 18, 2014

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.

Wow you have a moist crack

by Nong fat December 29, 2015