irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

sour cream moin

Sour cream moin is semen soothing the anus

Kaine and Alex gone give your dad sour cream moin in the back of a paddy wagon

by Sourcreammoin March 18, 2020

moist bearclaw

The act of sticking your foot with untrimmed dirty toenails into the ass of a cripple.

That legless bitch was begging for the moist bearclaw at the shelter last night.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

moist towelette

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.

guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"

by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

mointer

Indefinately ugly, one level up from munter, which despite being very ugly is still defined within the laws of physics.

Fuck me son, she was a right mointer

by shadopyro May 11, 2010

Moily

A term used to describe someone who is both "moist" and "oily." While its most common use is by far in reference to ass juices, it can also be used to describe someone's face in a degrading or demeaning way.

That girl is so moily. Ew.

by rectumraider69 May 19, 2010