mom style

A female who does not shave or maintain her pubes. The area is left completely unkempt. This is the preferred fashion for moms.

Guy #1-- "I was about to go down on this girl last night, but then I realized she was mom-stylin' (mom style) it. I got the hell out of there!"

Guy #2-- That's foul.

by Bobo Boo October 9, 2006

Mom Porn

"Romantic" books mothers read about love and sex, usually heavily graphic and used as pornigraphic material. Usually have pictures of shirtless men on the cover.

Fallon is reading her mom porn books again..

by Kevin bobevin June 16, 2016

mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

by progin September 14, 2010

mom's permission

Unimportant

Bob: wanna hangout tonight?
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care

by HappyMothersDay May 16, 2014

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

mom'zoning

Kind of like friend zoning, but instead of calling them your friend.. You're calling them mom.

Significant boy: "Alright, mom!"
Significant girl: "OMG did you just mom zone me?! We're OVER."
Significant boy: "That's right. That's mom'zoning."

by TabsTabsTabs November 16, 2015

mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.

I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.

by Doctorjay March 27, 2016