national cum in girlfriend day

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend

“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude August 8, 2006

Your girlfriend

She is probably cheating On you Rn

Wow , i slept with your girlfriend

by Im under your bes April 24, 2020

Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

vsco girlfriend

A girl that comes over daily. brings u food, cuddles with u, and wears your clothes. she takes a lot of pictures with u and shows u off and if u don’t answer your phone she will spam you until u answer and she will go to all ur sports games wearing ur extra jersey!

my girlfriend comes too all my games wearing my clothes.
Dude!! your girlfriend sounds like a vsco girlfriend!

by claebt May 11, 2019

girlfriend

A damn good replacement for a game system.

"This feels real good, my hand never felt this good.

by Balla-4-Life September 3, 2003

Girlfriend in Law

The girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any sexual acts, due to ill circumstances or she's taken.

Friend: Sup dude where are you off to?

Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.

Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.

Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.

by 1stOfJuly July 22, 2013