Mastershame

The guilt one feels when having to be around others too recently after a masterbation session.

You could see the mastershame all over his face.

by Nicko714 December 4, 2009

Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011

mattress dancing

It's sex, you IQ-deprived idiots.

I don't tango, but I do spend my nights mattress dancing.

by smarterthanyou265 July 24, 2014

matter

you need to go out now
make it an ok stay while you're here
swallow the bitter, keep smiling, keep going, keep working

Remember the things that touched you
Remember beauty
nature
music
friends
all there no matter what

by Krkič June 11, 2019

Mexican lives matter

Mexican lives matter because they get called illegal and white gross ignorant stupid trump supporters are always think it’s such a bad thing.

“Mexican lives matter”

Me: YES

by BSHSJSJSJSSHSJEJS July 28, 2020

Mattress Wrestler

An ancient middle-eastern test that proves courage, bravery, and sex drive. First invitations are sent out to friends and family and a "place" is rented. Such as a hotel ballroom. The Males parents are in charge of buying the bed(s.) This becomes important later on. The females parents are in charge of the weapons. Any assortment can be brought. Inflatable pool toys, noodles, and flippers (used for slapping) The event normally begins at the stroke of 12. The young (18) year old guy choosing a partner for this ancient ritual. The only requirement is that it must be a girl. Another male helper is required. The beds are put behind a curtain on stage. The man and women go behind the curtain. After they are "done" the man must go and fight the other man naked, covered in grease - with only flippers for defense. Once the man is finished, he returns to his female partner and "proceeds" when "done", he returns to the other male and repeats. The test is to see how long the male can last.

Dude one:"Dude, I only lasted three rounds"
Dude two:"Who called you out?"
Dude one:"My female partner"
All other dudes: "Ha ha ha. "
Dude one:"so tired from the Mattress Wrestler"

by HALLIFRIKINLUYAH April 15, 2011

duel masters

Trading Card Game which is strictly inferior to Magic the Gathering. You can tell the calibre of a TCG by the name of its sets, and if "Evo-Crushinators of Doom" and "Rampage of the Super Warriors" are anything to go by, DM won't last very long.

Oh, and some of its cards are named "Fatal Attacker Horvath" and "Miele, Vizier of Lightning" (a common, by the way.)

Me: "I've got some Duel Masters cards to sell here... Foil Bolshack Dragon..."
DM Kid: "WOW!!! I'll give you £14 for it!"
Me: "Deal. Well done, and you certainly have been."

by KHD May 10, 2004