Machen

Machen is a bodacious babe who has big boobs with a bubbly personality; Machen is far from a bimbo with her brainiac like brilliance. Everyone wants to break it down and be with a Machen.

“Man that guy is so lucky he landed Machen, that bitch is banging”

by Machbabe July 9, 2014

mach 3

when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.

My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.

by Bryce Shore November 17, 2006

Mach 10

The act of performing fellatio at an incredable speed

"Oh man, I looked through the window, and you were going mach 10!"

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

Matchbook Romance

Another crappy band loved hysterically, not only for their feminine makeup and tight pants, but for the squealing vocals. What a world emo has created but for the intake of more bands such as Matchbook romance?

If you can barely see out of one eye because of your really gay hair, have pants that make you look like you have a vagina, and makeup for no god damn reason except to conform to the next big scene...chances are youre something close to this band.

by Bob April 19, 2005

Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

by Jon Griz February 29, 2008

Macha

Macha - name of a queen in Armagh. She cursed all the men in ulster. She’s evil , smart and good at roblox

Omg that’s macha

by Mcdonaldsgirl.2 May 19, 2018

mach chicken

3725.95 mph, the speed at which a human hand will cook a chicken in one slap

I was liek basically going mach chicken.

by b1nk3r August 7, 2021