muffed onion

what the fuck is your problem looking this up you idiot. Btw Chayse has the smallest DIDDLE in the whole of nz

wow look at his willy so tiny, what a muffed onion

by Big-Ass-BONNER June 18, 2014

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

musty muff

A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.

John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

i'll fax you a muff shot

i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.

Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?

Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.

by rwafish December 1, 2009

Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015

man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

MUFF

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life

If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.

by notmobert March 24, 2004