Milkshake

A milkshake is a mentally thick person. You've told them multiple times and they just don't get it. They're think-headed.
I've told her ten times not to do that and she still does. What a Milkshake!
by M1ST3RJ April 6, 2022
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Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon
Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her
by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025
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Self Milkshake

To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.
"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"
by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017
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milkshake

a mixture of various substances such as milk, chocolate, vanilla, banana, ice, and etc. add what ever you like! a res lot of mixing these ingredients is a milkshake. tasty treat that you can enjoy with your friends, but might bring a lot of boys to your yard!
Friend 1: “Mmm this milkshake is so good”
Friend 2: “I know right
*later when both friends arrive home*
Friend 2: “Um, n/n, why are there a bunch of boys in your yard?”
Friend 1: “It must have been my milkshake!”
by lasagnaspaghetti May 13, 2019
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What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.
Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 28, 2024
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