metroemo

1.Someone that is an emo that looks gay but isn't. See metrosexual
2.Someone that looks gay AND emo but isn't.
3.A word that no one knows about so they go to the great site Urbandictionary.com to find the meaning.

Guy #1: Dude why do u have to look like such a gay emo
Guy #2: First of all I'm not emo and I'm not gay!!
Guy #1: Fine. Whatever... metroemo...

by Dammitjamesx December 9, 2008

Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

metrotextual

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.

by dogjams October 11, 2011

Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.

Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.

by DOTK July 28, 2012

MetroMuslim

A Metro Muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices Islam sporadically but spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat the Militant Muslim is the intellectual power of the Metro Muslim.

He is so MetroMuslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat

by Suzie Says So October 9, 2014

Metrosexual

Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.

Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.

by ponytailman November 29, 2016

Metrosexual

When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.

Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.

Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.

by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020