melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.

My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.

by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024

melon husk

when you need to prevent copyright stuff on elon musk and are addicted to melons and/or husks

look over there! it's melon husk!

by not osama April 30, 2024

melontarienal

To edge on a Fellow neighbor in a sofictiacted manner while sticking his finger in his tip and smacking him with a white long fingered glove. While braiding his butt hair.

Hey Kyle, your new neighbor just moved in. We should go do some melontarienal.

by Saint Goon Turtle May 3, 2024

Melon

A word that Trip kicks you out for.

"melon."
Trip: Alright, That's it you need to leave

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 30, 2024

melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

Melon Strat

Melon strat refers to Minecraft axe pvp, where a player off-hands the crossbow in a duel. the name of comes from a pvper named captia_melon who popularized it.

captia_melon used the Melon Strat against Tsohg_

by captia_melon February 8, 2025

Meloso

The best boyfriend in the entire world. Meloso is a protective, loving and handsome man. He makes you feel good in both ways and also shows love even in arguments. He is funny and charismatic. He’s also a great friend and supportive. I love Meloso. Everyone should have a Meloso just not my Meloso.

No one can have Meloso. He belongs to his wife.

by C.Alissa July 9, 2025