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Linkstipated
When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.
I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."
Linkstipated by Joisey Mike February 6, 2009
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Lindseyed
When a tandalizingly beautiful has a crush on multiple celebrities and imagines that her lover/boyfiend is that person all the time, especialy while in the sack. Then secretely photoshops the celebrity's head on yours in a picture of only you and her.
- Dude I found a shoebox under the bed with pictues of my lover poo with the star from chips, doing it in the back seat of the squad car.
- You just got Lindseyed!
"Son of a Bitch, I was totaly Lindseyed last night when she was screaming OHHHH MEL Gibson right before she was about to have an organsim"
- You just got Lindseyed!
"Son of a Bitch, I was totaly Lindseyed last night when she was screaming OHHHH MEL Gibson right before she was about to have an organsim"
Lindseyed by totalshockandawe March 25, 2010
Licksore
a cat who is locked in an apartment with his decomposing owner. it has no food so it licks a hole big enough to stick it's face inside the dead, rotting owners head ; GWAR song ; my cat's name
Licksore, what the f-CK!?
Licksore by XxWarghouLxX December 30, 2011
link shortener
'Link Shortener' is a type of website and/or service that will turn your long URLs such as urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=link+shortener into a shorter URL such as bit.ly/18Zt8JM
link shortener by UranusTBN November 23, 2013
Lindsey
Lindsey is a girl you has a huge heart. She always knows how to make some one feel better. Lindsey is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She always tries to stay away from the drama and rumors. Lindsey just wants every one to be happy. Lindsey usually has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair
Lindsey is an incredible person that anyone should be lucky enough to meet. She is great to be around. Lindsey sheds a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile back!
Lindsey is an incredible person that anyone should be lucky enough to meet. She is great to be around. Lindsey sheds a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile back!
Lindsey by Livelikeyoumeanit November 20, 2017
Lindsey
The most beautiful girl in the whole world! The kind of girl that makes any guy turn their head when she walks in the room. She is smart, funny, sweet, caring, and an overall great person, but most importantly she is awesome! the most awesome person you will ever meet! She is basically superhuman because of how great she is! Also she is just the perfect girl! everything she does is so amazing! She has great taste in music! She laughs at everything! And she is just the best person to be around!