Lindseyed

When a tandalizingly beautiful has a crush on multiple celebrities and imagines that her lover/boyfiend is that person all the time, especialy while in the sack. Then secretely photoshops the celebrity's head on yours in a picture of only you and her.

- Dude I found a shoebox under the bed with pictues of my lover poo with the star from chips, doing it in the back seat of the squad car.

- You just got Lindseyed!

"Son of a Bitch, I was totaly Lindseyed last night when she was screaming OHHHH MEL Gibson right before she was about to have an organsim"

Lindseyed by totalshockandawe March 25, 2010

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened 

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

Lindsey Graham 

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.

When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.

Lindsey Graham by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019

lindened 

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

lindened by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

Lindsey Lee’d 

When you inadvertently go into a bar for a few drinks and end up getting piss drunk due to the gracious bartender.

I decided to stop at Pounders Pub for an after work drink and I ended up getting Lindsey Lee’d.

Lindsey Lee’d by Bigdique August 30, 2022

Lindsey Stirling

Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.

YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"

Lindsey Stirling by Jesse_V October 2, 2012