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land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.
Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.
by Sex Defender January 25, 2010
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frogger land

a suburb or modern american city where the roads are more that 2 lanes wide forcing you to jaywalk across a 6 lane street with cars racing by you at different speeds much like the game frogger.
the way an inner city cyclist or non-driver refers to suburbs and their subsequent un-livability.
walmarts, home depots and factory outlets are what tonawonda is all about. its total frogger land, you would get squished trying to cross the street-its like a mile wide man.
by paigedestroy December 12, 2005
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Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.
When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.
by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010
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Land a'hoe

The common phrase stated after someone does an Accidental Pirate
"A guy did an Accidental Pirate on me last night lol" "You said Land a'hoe right?!"
by Jokktapus January 24, 2014
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land grab

The disgusting girls that sailors scoop up at when they come ashore. Also can be used to describe any nasty girl a guy picked up at a bar.
"Dude, you were wasted last night. You should have seen the 'land grab' you were kissing!"
by Mike S. March 24, 2004
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Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.
classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing
by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010
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landing zone

where you leave your business - a toilet
I was in a pinch so I had to use the pool as a landing zone
by kukurface February 21, 2010
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