Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Loose bologna

When you make a dank ass fried bologna sandwich and get raw dogged at the same time and then he cums in your sandwich and you eat it

Brad gave Sam a loose bologna w cheese last night

by Kfuckingstar April 19, 2018

Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

serpent thou art loose

Nicki said this on instagram live about Megan Thee Stallion during their internet beef. This is one of the funny things she probably said during that entire live. I’m pretty sure it’s something that is referred from the Bible about the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. “Loose” as in “serpent get away from me”. Nicki was saying that Megan was a serpent who needs to leave her alone.

“You are a disgusting Serpent. SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!!!” - Nicki Minaj

by ThatGreatGenius! January 30, 2024

gotta let loose sometimes

gotta spread those toes once in a while and let them loose

gotta let loose sometimes you know? its to loosen them up

by mysteriousScavenger October 7, 2025

SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE

Words that Nicki Minaj said when Megan Thee Stallion called her out for being married to a sex offender. Nicki went on an Instagram Live after the release of Megan's song "HISS", and just started spiraling out of control. "SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE" probably means Snake Is Singing Loosely?

"are you still friends with alex?"
"no, why?"
"because he started talking fat shit about you callin you out for who u date"
"SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!"

by distedoingsumunhorny May 28, 2024

Loose Gripper

Definition
1) When your butthole has no grip

2) Worn out butthole
3) loose butthole

Do you know who on the crew has a loose gripper?

by C.J. B. December 27, 2022