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Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative

A person who wants to appear progressive, but is actually a fascist.
“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”
by mushroomsandbathrooms April 18, 2023
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boba liberal

The kind of privileged Westernized diaspora East or Southeast Asian liberal that you don't like, whether it's because they're too liberal for supporting affirmative action, or it's because they're not enough of a communist
For the past few years, much of Asian American popular media has been heading down a regrettable, cringey consumer-capitalist path called boba liberalism.
by CorrectHorse December 16, 2020
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Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.
Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics
by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021
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bleeding-heart liberal

A democrat or political left-winger(2 different things) who tends to be subjective in their political views. Political subjectiveness is ok to some degree, but I think that some people tend to get carried away or be unrealistic. These types are somewhat of sore to American society, but on the other hand help balance out crazy redneck or bureaucrat conservatives. Both could be done without in the end because of their serious bias on everything that ever happens.

There are few types of people who fall into this group:
1.Activists-the troublemakers who are
violent and crazy but try to cover up by pretending that their motives are moral.

2:Stoners-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, and realize that violence is an ineffective way to reach their goal, even if the establishment is refusing to listen to them. These people think Bush is a terrible president, and give logical reasons.

3:Metalheads-people who have taken a lot of time to think through where they stand politically, but are too carefree to do anything more than write music about it. Also, they are pessimistic and feel they will never change anything. This group also has logical reasons for hating Bush, such as the fact that the only Iraqis killed by Sadam were rebels who were trying to assassinate HIM.

4.Nobodies-people who really have none of their own views, but will make themselves think they believe in anything that is popular. Once they have a cause in mind, they will gather any evidence, without even thinking through it enough to realize it doesnt make any real sense. This group is very anti-Bush, but cannot give logical reasons why he is a bad president, such as the fact that he has a Texas accent(No shit. How is that a problem?)

Bleeding-heart liberal, or bleeding ass liberal is usually used by right-wing conservatives to refer to any and all democrats or liberals.
Middle-roaders like me use it for any person who thinks only about the benifit of individuals rather than society as a whole. In other words the kind of person who believes that we must not leave anyone behind, even if helping them would be a drag one the whole group. Someone who not only believes that, but will not waver on it no matter what, that is a bleeding heart-liberal.
These examples are simplified because a realistic example would take to long to think of and type. Enjoy.

Bussinessman A: We just bought out that from Georgia, so we can finally expand our bussiness to the rest of the US.
Bussinessman B: We still got to watch out, before we know it the bleeding-heart liberals will be on our ass calling us a monopoly. You saw what happened with Bell Atlantic.

Redneck: That rabbit threatened ta kill my family, and the only thing keepin` me from shootin` the li`l terrorist is them damn bleedin` heart liberals.

(note that not all rednecks are crazy like that.)
by tanukisanyo May 8, 2005
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classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020
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Filthy Liberal

A derogatory term used by people on the political right who believe that liberals are morally degenerate in their beliefs which they say is just being open minded.
Tom: Look at all these filthy liberals protesting in the black lives matter movement, their not even black what would they know about being persecuted because of their skin colour.

Edward: I guess they do it because it's the pc thing to do nowdays and they are just trying to be considerate and open minded.
by Dicko Dickenson October 20, 2021
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Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts

Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts: MCLA; formally known as North Adams State College.

Located in the Berkshires in the northwest corner of Massachusetts, the city of North Adams, MA has a population of 14,700. MCLA is a small liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Faculty to student ratio of 1:13 & an average class size of 18 students; so your teachers actually know your name. Around 2,000 total enrollment including graduate students with almost half of them living on or around campus.

Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Mt. Greylock, Mass MOCA, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds when they let you walk through the drive-thru, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries, and even sometimes thetownies.

Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies (espicially when they follow you from The Mound).
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams, but I don't have a family member who went there or have the money for an Ivy League school."
by Berkshires213 July 8, 2009
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