Lappin

Chilling relaxing at home, kick backing to music in your slipper

What are you doing? I'm lappin

by Chasthebest401 June 22, 2018

Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019

LaPinger

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.

Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.

by The23rd May 27, 2020

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

Pierre Laporte Middle School

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011