Knackerdom

1. the quality or state of being lazy

2. the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action.

It was due to the parents' complete knackerdom, that their child wasn't enrolled into kindergarten last year.

by The Great Dongholio August 23, 2011

Knookers

Pronounced like nookers, knookers is a synonym for boobs or knockers. Like the word fook, it makes a slightly more serious word, funny.

Look at the knookers on that girl, I could land a plane on those!
Holy knookers I just won the lottery!

by Jack Larken December 16, 2011

Knicker Bollock Glory

1) Non-penetrative sex using knickers.

When the lady hasn't taken her knickers off and sex is still attempted through the knickers. It's a confusing mix of knickers, bollocks and goodness knows what else.

Some people try this as a contraceptive method.

"dude, we didn't have any condoms so we tried knicker bollock glory instead.

by annaboo November 29, 2011

knickerjog

Going for a jog in just your knickers

Nancy: It's really muggy today, I think I might go for a knickerjog!
Gerrard: Really, what about your boobs? Won't they bounce up and down like kangaroos on space hoppers?
Nancy: No that's fine, I actually quite like it, and it stops me getting nipple rub!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

knicker twist

Skilfully removing your underwear from beneath your swimwear to avoid having to expose yourself in a public space, usually executed on a busy beach where there are no changing rooms.

Jane executed a knicker twist on the beach to avoid baring all to the surrounding beach-goers.

by steveoyo October 23, 2015

Knacker Laquer

Knacker Laquer
Adds lustre to your cluster
and glitter to your shitter.

Joe: John has improved his looks since getting a new girl fred.
Fred: Yes I bet he is even using Knacker Laquer to impress.

by looart September 16, 2019

Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

by Johnny S. April 10, 2021