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Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
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Junk

A fusion of jazz and funk
Red robot : do u listen to junk?
Normal person: ....what?...
by Koppykat November 14, 2019
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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
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Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.
"Hey man, your hose is junked up."
by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010
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[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.
by Sexydimma November 21, 2016
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Junk

A junk or boy or girl is a very unattractive people who acts like everyone is obsessed with or wants to sleep with them (they are usually virgins who have never had romantic partners )they also make sly remarks or insult conventional attractive people . (If someone were to find a junk attractive a junk would not date them seeing them beneath them or unattractive,junks don’t usually enter relationships because they like they idea of two people fighting over them or the idea of having multiple partners) junks usually cheat on their partners as well
“Sandy likes to pretend all the boys want her but she’s such a junk “
“Adam said two young girls were checking him out who’s gonna tell him he’s a junk “
by Hamburger gangster June 15, 2024
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