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July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)
"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2
by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019
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july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys
richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th
by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021
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July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.
Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.
by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021
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July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake
It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake
by Notwhitson July 9, 2021
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July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes
You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you
by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022
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23 July

Girls who are born on this date are the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will always hug you when you feel down and try to make everyday as happy as it can be.
My gf borns on 23 July and she always takes care of me when I feel needed
by anonymous December 26, 2022
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July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch
Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"
by Imjustinlovewiththisonegirl September 26, 2021
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