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Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.
Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.
by Johnny’s November 21, 2021
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JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR
JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH
by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.
Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"
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Jonzhane

Very independent person , Talks her shit Also be untouched by all her opps
“ Jonzhane be Untouched
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.
Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021
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Jonathan

a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent ,yet is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice and has a big dick
My freind told me about a guy she wanted me to meet I don't like blind dates ,but he turned out to be a Jonathan
by Jhonny Jonathan November 22, 2021
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