Jacob

He is a dumb fuck who only ever asks for nudes.

Jacob: send nudes
McKenna: no.. u are a jacob
Jacob: Im dying of cancer

by Your minecraft girlfriend May 18, 2019

Jacob

A guy in LOVE with video games. He has had one girlfriend, and still hasn't gotten over her.

Jacob still loves her!!!!

by Alexa343434 July 11, 2017

Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.

"Wow, That Dude Is Such A Jacob Walters!"

by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

Jacob Holden

Is the most retarded bloke you’ll ever meet plus has a fetish for rangas

This kid is definitely a Jacob Holden

by Timothy.Brown October 27, 2022

jacob koerner

sexy beast with a fat ass

Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me

by 69peepeebutt69 December 4, 2019

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016