Gargle J

A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.

"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"

"... That was me man..."

by PetulantPerfectionist April 4, 2010

J-Zeal

The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.

Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane

by Jesil, fan of Casey January 28, 2018

j sac

The stomach, most natably named because it is literally a sac shaped like the letter J.

dude1: "dude, you look tired."
dude2: "ye, i haven't filled my j sac in hours."

by ego-tripper August 1, 2009

J Mickey

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.

“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”

by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016

Jelly J

a lit ass mf toronto rapper

Jelly J dropped his new mixtape last night, shit was fire

by Real Whiite September 10, 2020