Recipe for a J-Speeder
1) Shot of Bacardi 151
2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
1) Shot of Bacardi 151
2) Followed immediately by a jäger bomb
Repeat
Ten rounds for time
by WaffleFury November 18, 2011
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Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
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