Internet

-not something you just dump something on
-not a big truck
-however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes."

-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by Jeff Leonard Washington Betler October 27, 2009

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

Intensity

to describe anything done with flair and enthusiasm.

He scoops his ice cream with intensity.

by Yebeka December 19, 1999

Prize Fighter Inferno

The Prize Fighter Inferno is a side band for the lead singer of Coheed and Cambria. They have released three songs, "The Missing McCloud Boys"(originally titled "I'm going to kill you"), "The Fight of Moses Early and Sir Arthur McCloud", and "The Margretville Town Dance". There will be three other songs on the album titled "Run Like Hell", "Blood Machine", and "Your Love". There is a highly rumored song called "I Want You Dead" that may or may not be on the album(the title may or may not be correct). They have an album set for release in 2006 titled "My Brother's Blood Machine.

The band name comes from the Coheed and Cambria story. Although the name comes from the story, it is still unclear if The Inferno ,a.k.a. Jesse, is the same character as in the Coheed and Cambria story. Inferno is a person who was originally an IRO-Bot (Intercepting Recon Operative) He was one of three oringinal IRO-Bots. Coheed (The Beast) Cambria (Knowledge) and Jesse (The Inferno). Athough the IRO-Bots are robots, there are very much like a human. They can reproduce, eat, drink, and die.

Did you hear that new album by The Prize Fighter Inferno?

by sinstar2113 April 25, 2006

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

All Intensive Purposes

Originally used in common American/English vernacular as 'all intents and purposes' by just barely unintelligent people trying to sound as if the 'intents and purposes' surrounding them are highly important.

This phrase has since been changed to 'all intensive purposes' by people who do not listen carefully to the original phrase used in poorly written movies and who have also never seen it in print in equally poorly written books.

Also, the person listening to a speaker who says 'all intensive purposes' is likely to overlook it.

Tanar: Yeah, you're pretty much by best friend, but for all intensive purposes we'll just call it a tie between you and Kelsey.

Alyssa: Okay!

by FiskElection December 15, 2009