throw that ass in a circle

Move your behind in a circular motion

my best friend she finna throw that ass in a circle oh go best friend, that's my best friend, that's my best friend

by tropicana1220 June 17, 2015

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

two franks in a bun

1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.

"Why give each other consecutive handies, when we could save time by enjoying two franks in a bun?"

by hotdoglover December 31, 2007

Inayat

SMexxy Guyyy💯💯

Inayat was there

by John carrick December 14, 2016

Inappropriate touch tuesday

Inappropriate touch Tuesday is a term coined my comedian Daniel Tosh. It is a made up holiday that requires participants to go and inappropriately touch others. The others are most likely non-participants in this holiday. It should be noted that two people of the same sex inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non participants or the touch is extremely gay.

Chris walks by and brushes up against Carolin's butt
Carolin: WTF you pedo
Chris: but it's inappropriate touch tuesday!
Carolin: Oh, I cant believe I forgot!

by Brew Kellen May 17, 2011

two peas in a pod

literally 2 biffles who can live in a pod.

In other words, very similar people!

biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "

by andyouandme January 15, 2010

inane

A word thought to be a misspelling of "insane" by dumbasses. It is in fact a synonym for "empty."

Maddox laughed at the soccer moms' kids' shitty, inane drawings.

by dj gs68 September 24, 2003