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Shwat Pants

Pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they've been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up swass on multiple occasions.

Could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
Scott: Dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer ALL over your pants!
James: No worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they've seen a lot worse!
by JettSkyler May 5, 2011
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Pickle Pants

Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants
Person 1: OMG did you see John’s pickle pants today
by Pickle pants May 17, 2021
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Stretchy-Pants

Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.
by Jelly_XX April 4, 2023
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pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009
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Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵
I have pants👖on my legs
by emercado10 November 27, 2019
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Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.
by CougarMom August 24, 2018
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Pant Burn

A phenomenon that occurs when a member of the opposite sex, or same sex (depending on sexual preference), impresses an individual pant wearer to the extent his or her pants are removed so swiftly, the resulting friction generates enough heat to cause thermal injuries, at times requiring admission into a tertiary burns unit for definitive care. Preventative measures reduce mortality and morbidity and include abstaining from the trigger or avoiding wearing pants. One Norwegian study showed tear away pants markedly reduced friction.
Man, did you hear about Jess? She was so impressed that dude took down a pelican for stealing his lunch that she got pant burn.. I don't think she's going to make it
by Vijay238 August 6, 2014
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