Ian

😰

Me: "😰"
Ian: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

by facewithopenmouthandcoldsweat January 2, 2023

Ian

Short twink with blonde hair and cant lift 45lbs on incline bench usually with fat ugly glasses and usually with a small peener

DAMN! IAN IS A FUCKING TWINK
Eww did you see ian with his FAT UGLY GLASSES

by The_sogy_cock September 4, 2023

Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.

Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!

by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021

Ian Phillips

a chunky ginger, usually about 5'1 1" . Usually a pedophile

He's one of those fat ginger boys, the ones that talk to little girls, an Ian Phillips.

by xFrostyGoat January 18, 2019

Ian

Ian is a person who has endless craving for turtles. Whenever Ian sees a turtle it's already digested before you blink.

Guy 1: Where's my pet turtle?
Guy 2: Ian.

by VeryGoodSourceOfInformation March 2, 2025

Ian filby

Just a plain ordinary nonce.

He loves kids, so plain and simple if he sees a lonely kid he will forcefully molest them and

Viciously bum them.

Biggest kiddy fiddler

Ian filby

by HugoShmeat November 23, 2021

Ian

Someone who is the best at emotions, but doesnt have a crush. He is very good at sports, but misunderstood. He is the best kisser though.

Woah, Ian is so hot!

by iamagodatfootball October 17, 2018