Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.

Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Wall hobos

A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.

“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.

by Jay Fight May 3, 2020

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011

Hobo Fucking

A form of a sexual position where a male is behind a female or a male is behind a male in a laid down position penetrating the vagina or anus.

The misses and I tried hobo fucking last night to try to spice things up

by Bigsexy029 April 23, 2023

Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.

Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.

by HeathIam November 5, 2019

Hobo Sasha

A Russian girl with a massive Dick. Usually has blonde hair and perfect eyes but also reminds others of a monkey due to ears. Her daily intake of vodka is above the average Russian amount so that bitch gets fucked up

She isn’t a baddie she’s hobo Sasha.

by MABRY is boring November 16, 2021