Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.

Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.

by VynilAngel December 13, 2018

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

hobo-osity

Of or like a hobo.

(when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!

by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 18, 2008

hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk

while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.

by ashlee l. September 11, 2013