heathcliff

That fat orange feline who never got his big movie break like Garfield did.

At least the cartoon wasn't that bad...

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Heath (sex god)

loser; freak of nature; has one of the smallest dicks seen to man kind; not a sex god, but a sex dud; a candy bar

Guys seem to pick Heath to eat as a snack and after they enjoy to lick the Heath off their fingers.

by George Glass July 14, 2004

Heather

normally the ugliest fucking bitch ever. generally lesbian, but the butch kind. NOT the hot kind. All of her friends are in a biker gang and above the age of 50. She likes to creep on pretty girls and rub her finger between her toes while she does it. She's never had a boy/girlfriend and she rarely showers. She's gross.

Ugh I saw Heather with my grandpa today at the Smiling Skull Bar. Awkward...

by HeathersMom October 9, 2011

Heather

weird individual, who is paranoid and has multiple phobias, she cant buy tampons by herself and refuses to be naked in front of her husband..

an example of a heather:

short busty brunette who has a phobia of being blonde, and walks like shes got something on her mind, slouches so no one notices her and acts like a BAMF

by Bexxx17 June 12, 2009

Heather

Blonde bitch big tits but after being with her you can never get over her. its like she put some of her soul into you......THE SOUL OF SATAN!!!!!!!

Guy 1: hey its time to worship Heather.

Guy2: don't you mean satan?

guy 1: whats the difference?

by dr DD August 14, 2009

heathen

A person who is unreligious, sometimes said to be uncivilized!

Caitlin does not believe in Jesus Christ, she is a heathen!

by I know what I mean September 21, 2006

Heather

Usually a huge whore. Mean hearted girl. Always trying to make others feel bad. All around bad person. Heathers tend to drink too much and have no class.

Heather is a bitch!

by justkiddingnotreally August 19, 2011