Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.

The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.

by The Iron Piston May 15, 2013

hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.

"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"

by dolphineisha April 13, 2014

Hingle Doop

A baby with a giant neck, stretching about 20 kilometers across its own legs.

Wow, today I saw a Hingle Doop at the zoo with the giraffes! Their long necks are amazing!

by glarpybarps April 24, 2014

hoinfish

1. a very popular fish in Guam

2. a substitute for screaming anything out of a window.

1. What's a hoinfish? I've never heard of it."
"IT'S A VERY POPULAR FISH IN GUAM OKAY."

2. *drives past guy on bike*
"HOINFISH!"

by JENDAN September 17, 2014

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.

That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!

by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016

Hong Di Wang

An idiot.

You"You are such a Hong Di Wang"
Person"What have I done to deserve this kind of insult???? :("

by xXPu55y514y3r6969Xx June 12, 2016