Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers

Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.

by TexasPaul October 2, 2020

Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.

That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.

by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022

bumping his gums

Talking about nothing, talking just to hear yourself. Trash talking with no meaning or value of the conversation.

He was "bumping his gums" at the card table.

by One Light October 26, 2013

home security guard

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.

Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.

Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.

by Inferine April 16, 2017

park bo gum

a man who born wisely and like a precious sharp sword. determined and very generous, the attitude and heart so tender. easy to help fellow human beings and can be relied upon as a friend. very handsome favored by many people with the nickname "National's Boyfriend / Boy Crush" a very polite man.

Park Bo Gum he is God's little son.

by Urbanxdict February 1, 2018

On the guh

A variation of the phrase "on god".
Used when one wants to say that someone is serious and/or telling the truth.

Guy 1: yo is it true he did that?
Guy 2: yeah for real, on the guh

by bigchad April 8, 2020