eat grapes

1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak

"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."

by loprogression January 25, 2008

graphician

One who manipulates computer graphics.

The graphician is currently working on the artwork for my new CD.

by Kayle Garkut February 19, 2007

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008

Grapefruit Lady

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

grape fizzy

fizzing your man's grapes a.k.a. balls.

Someone is giving CJ a grape fizzy.

by FizzyGrapes March 6, 2011

graphics porn

A video game that has incredibly beautiful graphics, but no real artistic or entertainment value.

After seeing some videos online, I was stoked to play Crysis, but it turned out to be graphics porn.

by dontkillalljewspls December 15, 2012

grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!

I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!

by B Lumpkin November 13, 2013